{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
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Jiangwan Bridge is a bridge crossing over the Pearl River in Guangzhou, Guangdong, China. Guangzhou's Inner Ring Road runs across the Bridge, connecting the Haizhu District with the Yuexiu District.
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